We’re weirdos. But that’s who we are. And that’s okay.
Get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite female characters: Jessica Day
“So, you know in horror movies when the girl’s like, “Oh, my God. There’s something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what’s going on, in the dark.” And you’re like, “What is your problem? Call the police.” And she’s like, “Okay,” but it’s too late, because she’s already getting murdered. Well, uh, my story’s kind of like that.”
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite female characters
→ Jessica Day "I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. I’m sorry that I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong."
New Girl Episodes | Pilot (1x01)
↳ Are you gonna murder me ‘cause you’re an stranger I met on the Internet?
Yes, I am. He says no.
 two awkward moments → “Did I do finger guns back?”